This little munchkin loves her bath.
Today we solved the problem. I found this bath sling at the second hand store, and voila!, problem solved! It was, I will brag, $3. Sold! I wasn't planning on using it just yet, but Miss Brynn here decided she wanted a bath after all (read: poop everywhere), so we got the water running and the result was the above picture.
What a cutie, eh?